Thursday, May 22, 2014
To be enlightened is a gift....
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Kids tell the best jokes
Photo journalism..."every picture tells a story, doe nit?"
Friday, May 16, 2014
Thumbs don't fail me now
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Long time coming...
It's been over a year now and my finger-tongues are finally learning their way around this modern utility. My use of the keyboard is all about wasted at this point. Btw I'm probably the only person you know who has failed typing twice. Once from Flatop Ricketts, the next year, Ms. Hibbs. As irony would have it, about the time I became comfortable with a "keyboard" was about the time I lost all contact with it. 37yrs later. Thx Ms. Hibbs & Mr. Ricketts. I only hope I never catch the Hibbs or Ricketts.
Back to action at hand. The cowgirls and sage are waiting for the outcome of the Donald Sterling ownership to see how to proceed. It seems some of the sage may have insulted the cowgirls by posting a picture similar to this....
On twitter. So there are some allegations going around that may or may not be founded. The commissioner is still in Turks & Caicos and no negotiations have been scheduled for the near future.NOW WHAT YOU REALLY CAME TO HEAR!!!!!
Ab found a cat. We know that. Her & Felidae are doing great. If you look towards the eastern sky tonight you may just see them.
Tonight has brought a new light to my finger-pencils, hand-tongues, what ever this act of writing is afforded by. I have stumbled onto a neighborhood unlike any other in the world. This neighborhood has a cast of characters right out of the 50s. Their interactions remind me a lot of what happened during Happy Days at Arnold's. The setting is a local establishment where everyone comes to eat. Some of them come from miles around but most of them are pretty close in the neighborhood. Let's set the scene.
On the edge of where north meets south and high meets low, there is a diner kitchen. Nellie's Kitchen is it's name. It sits beneath a giant red cinder cone covered in grasses and thunderbird feathers. They call these thunderbird feathers juniper (Juniperus occidentalis) trees. That's a story for another campfire. This giant red cinder cone has made the backdrop for Nellie's Kitchen for the last 4 decades. In this time it has entertained many clientele. From great aristocrats to penny-pinching misers, high-flyers and low-ball scoundrels. Nellie's Kitchen has seen em all. In the wooded setting covered in thunderbird feathers and the magestic ponderosa pine (Pinus ponderosa) behind the grassy knolls that hold the shells of our loved ones who have left (cemetery), sits an oasis for any weary traveler or any regular who just wants some company. At Nellie's you'll find just about anything you like. The menu isn't bad either.
Now that we know where we are let's fill you in on the guests. At Nellie's the is a list of regulars, all characters in their own right. No one can forget the one time visitors and the guests who only come around when the weather is right. Nellie calls them fair-weather guests. Funny tho, she gets them at all times of the year. It must be subjective to what makes up fair weather. Let's fill you in on tonight's reservations. First off and she really needs no reservation is Robin. This lovely likes to sport rubies and show off whenever she can. She has been a regular since Nellie's opened. Next would be the du'Ves. There are two families of du'Ves. One is originally from Turkey, the Collard tribe, and migrated to Jamaica as an act in the circus. The second, the Mourning side of the du'Ves are indigenous to the giant red cinder cone. Both families are just as common at Nellie's but you never know which one will show up. There are some heavy hitters who frequent the Kitchen. One who was a rare guest for just a week was G. Deagle. I think he had plans on a hostile takeover of the du'Ves latest investment. Another heavy is the RTH family. Rachelle, Timm, & Holly. This tribe seems to show up around February and spend about five months and we don't see them again until the next February. We're still not sure if it's Holly this year or Hannah, maybe even Harley or Haley. Hell it might be, Hatley, Hans, Jamir (he likes it spelled with an 'J', still pronounced [ha-mir]), or Hambone. Hard to tell the youngins apart. The have a hunting business on the giant red cinder cone. Evidently they are very successful. They have been established here for a lonnnng time.
The locals usually move out of the heavies way but in general they don't move far. There are a flock of red-necks that like to hang around the watering hole at Nellie's. Also a group refferred to as the "spare-O's". Why? I don't know. Someone once did tell me that they had just enough brain-power to make a piss-ant's motorcycle make a circle around a Cheerio. That's their beef. I just know that the red-necks look a lot like David Spade. The spare O's look a lot like the Finches.
Among other regulars to the Kitchen are Scrubjez, the Steejez, & the Peejez. Much like the du'Ves, these folks have a large family. All could appear at once and none could appear at all. The "jez" tribe are a bit of the opportunist variety. Their fellow family members the Cravens are bigger and twice as opportunistic and have a huge family. They come around but only when something is for free.
How could I forget Woody? He pecks around Nellie's like he lost his keys somewhere inside the walls.
That should get us up to speed on the regulars. Other guests may have a seat at the bar while we wait for this story to develop. So we're going to chill for now and let the preceding imagery develop until you can come back and find out. .....
If Sagebrush & the Cowgirls are ever gonna figure it...out! What chilling end may be coming to CravenBabyRow.....the youngest Craven, and of course
What's going on on in Nellie's Kitchen....this could be the best worst soap opera you've never seen. Tune in again soon.
Love to all who shared the time to read this and be sure the ones you love know it and until next time, this is you're fearless naredowell, Carmen Gilstrap signing off for now. Gee whiz I think I forgot how to do this..........oh yea......Carmen oooõōóòöooøt!
Friday, March 29, 2013
Hear the River?

Spring has sprung to coin another cheesy cliche.
This time around has been something even more overwhelming than the last multitude of overwhelming moments I've mentioned in this blog. I'm truly sorry it doesn't have to do with the sagebrush and the cowgirls, this time. Oh, wait, I think I just out metaphored my own damn self. Anyhow let's get back to the spring I'm talking about.
So I get this call. It was my phone ringing, I know redundant but I must spill my skill right now. So I answered my phone with the typical, "Hellllo..." No reply.......... Hmmm......I didn't know what to think other than a telemarketer or a prank. I love pranks, so I wanted to play along. As I waited for a reply with baited breath and a snicker on tap, I heard 3 words. 3 words that threw my for a loop. I didn't think prankers said that. I was a little off kilter for a response. It was kinda like learning the " 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' rule". Probably quite a bit like how you are feeling right now. So I responded off the cuff with a brief answer, "I've been here and I don't plan on leaving." I know, you want to know what the question was, right? Well let's just say I'll allude to that eventually.
As I waited for a response to my response, it sank in. I found it. She was always there but I had never found her the way I did that day. My answer was the golden ticket to my own question. Until I heard her say it, out loud, it never sank in. Many pages of scripture and related writings have been spent trying to explain what I just found and it was all summed up in 3 little words. I've known her all my life, it feels like, and for some reason I was blessed to get to know her once again. The love has always been the same and the bond is stronger than it's ever been.
In the short time I had to spend listening, she spoke much wisdom and kept a smile on my face. My confidence grew and somehow I felt like a superhero, like I could walk through walls, catch a bullet in my hand, and beat the capital 'O' in a footrace. She told me more, without saying more than 3 words, than I could have heard in a lifetime. My heart has grown and my smile has not left.
Perhaps if I haven't 'out metaphored' myself, it would appear that the sagebrush and the cowgirls have gotten a little closer to solving their battle. If I were the mediator, I would simply ask, "Hear the river?"
Let the ones you love know it! Keep the sunny side up, and don't take a poo while your lover is showering in the same bathroom. Carmen, OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooot
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Prrr...
The morning light began to come up over the bay and life was to begin again in Whimbrel. The village began its day as normal until someone noticed Ab had not returned from her chore. Most just thought she was out feeding that midden wolf and paid no mind. Some had ideas that Ab might have gotten into trouble with the wolf and went to look for her. Six or seven of the villagers went up the wooded trail leading to the dump to go and seek Ab.
The morning turned to afternoon and still no sign of Ab. The six or seven villagers turned into the whole village out on a hunt to find Ab Initio.
Meanwhile, back in the woods Ab and her new friend had come to peace and started a rather special relationship. As the village looked for Ab, she was off-trail and enjoying the time she was spending with her new friend. The critter.
Tune in next time when we define "the Critter", why Ab is missing, and where the hell does the cat get involved? You're not too far away, so stay close. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.....
Sagebrush just kicked another cowgirl out of her saddle and that led to cowgirls going on a chainsaw spree so I don't expect any resolution anytime soon. What I do expect soon is you and I figuring out where the dog and cat came from.
Let the ones you love know it and be good to yourself.
Carmen, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooot